...No matter how you say it, the hubs is OVER THE HILL!
Yes, Chad turned 30 last Friday (September 3rd) and we celebrated in style!
I had him convinced that he was in for a special treat of fun time with just me, myself, and I!
I made him strap himself in, in the big DODGE w/ me driving of course, and I told him that we were off on a trip around the town with several stops full of good times before the night was through!
He quizzed me like a crazy old man; haha!
Little did he know we'd be stopping just a few miles down the road at BAM'S where our friends and family were waiting for the special man of the night!
1 stop, 1 party, 1 darn good time!
...ENJOY THE PICS!
PRE-PARTY
...Friends & Family decorating for me! Thanks Trey, Dedra, Rachel, Memaw, Jimmy, & Karen! (of course you know I had instructions...OCD!)
PARTY TIME
...Surprise!!!!!
CHAD IN A BASKET
Chad...
Husband, Brother, Uncle, Friend,
Cousin, Nephew, Son;
We all love you & think you're lots of fun!
We know you're getting older now but don't let it make you blue,
We are here to celebrate & reminisce about the old times; good & new.
...Please don't get too mad at me for these OVER THE HILL parties are few!
I've collected 30 items that resemble my one true love, now it's your job to unveil them to us all!
You must obey by the rules for the consequences are steep,
Take them out one by one and give us all a peep!
We love you for many reasons but your stories are always the best,
Say just one line about each item...but the wrapped ones, we want a story or we'll never let it rest!
30 items that resemble Chad: golf ball (likes to play golf), tennis ball (tries to play tennis), basketball trophy (little dribblers champ), poker chips (loves Texas hold 'em), dice (shootin' craps), call of duty game (favorite PS game, now lost due to my cleaning), duck call (avid duck hunter), fishing lure (one fishing fool), shot gun shell (shoot, kill, eat), levi garrett (grandpa tradition), modelo (favorite beer), olives (beer tag along), diet coke (daily d.c. stops), peanut butter and jelly sandwich (Trey+Denton+fork stab=pb&j flying across room & sticking to microwave), Atlantis t-shirt (paid for vacation...not enough time for the equarium), guitar tuner (enjoys playing the guitar), boot (obsessed with boots), Mexico book (our life for 2 years...drugs, the rio, and illegals), red overalls (lost at the mall), ripped Game Warden pants (hiking up a mountain and tripping and landing on fellow game wardens on the way down), cupcake liner (loves cupcakes...muffins...Dedra...and the cake boss), ticket pen (no grip so it doesn't stick in the pocket), butt paste (family joke), ear protection (dual purpose, ear protection for shooting and when vacuuming since our vacuum is somewhat broken but Chad insists that it still works it's just too loud so I have to wear ear protection), keepers (don't forget them...not even when illegals are running towards your house in the middle of the night and you think you have no time for them), pocket knife (playing, blood, 10 monthly payments), badge (53rd...livin' the dream), dukes of hazard thermos (Cooter), glow sticks (don't cut them or you too will be a glowing Game Warden), & the price is right tickets/shirts (lifelong dream)
OLD MAN GIFTS
>
Chad received some great "old man gifts": 4 packages of men's depends, 2 male urinals, 2 canes, 2 denture creams, 4 hemorrhoidal creams, 2 bottles of Viagra, white velcro shoes, black sandals with socks, benefiber, gold watch, inflatable cushion, jet black afro dye, dickie's coveralls, glasses, grumpy boxers, suspenders, toilet support rails, monkey butt, brut cologne, & old milaukee beer.
THE RETURNS
The night was perfect and I couldn't have asked for a better celebration for the hubs that I love so much!
Happy 30th Chad! I hope to spend many more years celebrating with you...here's to the next 30!
...CHEERS, MY LOVE!
No comments:
Post a Comment